What would happen if science fiction writers like Ray Bradbury, Issac Asimov or Gene Roddenberry were copywriters? Maybe something like this: The Teletransporter. It helps you dupe your girlfriend, so you can hang and have a few more pops with the boys. It's a goofy-ass idea that wins me over when I see that the brand built these and bars installed them. Beem me up a few silvers and golds:

Thanks @AdScientist